Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others. Someone: Bhai 750? Facebook addict: Haan Bhai... Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!
You know you're jobless when you call your 5 friends, out of which 3 don't pick up your call and 2 say, "Bhai Abhi Busy Hun Shaam Ko Call Karta Hun"!
Only 'Dil' is s resizable organ because... Sometimes Dad says: 'Beta Apna Dil Bada Karo, Chhote Bhai Ko Maaf Kar Do"! Sometimes Mom says: 'Dil Chhota Matt Kar... Koi Baat Nahi Agar Tum Fail Ho Gaye'! Ab Samajh Nahi Saala Dil Bada Karun Ya Chhota!
In other countries dogs are known as dogs, but in India dogs are known as... . . . . . Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!
One person sets status as "I have become a father" he gets 100+ messages. 'Congrats! boy or girl?' He clarified, "Bhai Church Mein Naukri Mili Hai Father Ki"!
Bhai Logo Ek Jaroori Soochna Aayi Hai Financial Capital Mumbai Se Woh 251/- Wala Mobile Mat Khareedna, Koi Keh Raha Tha Uski Resale Value Achhi Nahi Hai!